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You know you want another Teen Mom post. It’s ONTD’s new obsession—underage girls who fucked up their lives by getting sperminated by douchebags.This show makes me want to tie my tubes.

This week we saw our favorite incompetent teen mom Farrah get owned by her dad and her date for her lax parenting. Amber stayed in a seedy hotel drowning her sorrows in Oreos and juice before being wooed again by a repentant Gary who came bearing the gifts of candles and meatloaf from Cracker Barrel (Seriously, I’m not making this up). Catelynn went to a retreat for women who gave their babies up for adoption. Maci continued to deal with her lame boyfriend Ryan who can’t be bothered with her or his son.

Next week -- Maci takes dumbass Ryan to task for not taking care of his son Bentley.

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Keeping their figures fit and fine, Kim and Khloe Kardashian were spotted out in Los Angeles, CA on Wednesday (January 6).

Donning full makeup, but dressed down a bit from the usual, the reality-TV star gals both sported cute workout get-ups of spandex and tennis shoes as they stopped for a java jolt at the Newsroom Café.

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ABC insiders may soon want to tell President Obama to get "Lost."

The White House is finalizing plans for this year's State of the Union address and is said to be mulling two dates for the speech, according to a person familiar with the matter: Jan. 26 and Feb. 2.

So what's wrong with that? Well, Jan. 26 would mean an interruption of "American Idol" -- though Fox likely planned for that (or would simply tell the White House to take a hike, as it has before).

But Feb. 2? Other than the fact that it's a holiday (Groundhog's Day/TV MoJoe's birthday), that's the date ABC months ago staked out for the premiere of the final season of "Lost."

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Kelis will visit London today to finish working on her upcoming album with British duo La Roux. She revealed on her Twitter that she will visit the UK, where it is currently -10 degrees and snowing heavily in most places. Here is the full quote from her Twitter, where she refers to the band as "Le Roux":

"I am going across the great atlantic to work with le roux tomorrow, so all is well. its pretty much cold everywhere of course where I just came from (that's right, eat your heart out NY lol) and the only worth while thing about the cold is FUR so look out for me sportin my own cruella de ville! Lol muah"

Kelis has already worked with Diplo, Boys Noize, Crookers, will.i.am, David Guetta and Patrick Wolf on the album, which has a working title of Fleshtones

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We've known for two months that Danny Boyle's next film will be 127 Hours, based on the true story of a mountain climber who got stuck under a boulder and had to do terrible things to survive. And now we know which lucky (?) actor will play the guy: James Franco.

That's the word from industry publication Production Weekly, which tweeted earlier today that Franco has the part, and that filming will begin in early March in Utah. The mountaineer, Aron Ralston, was climbing in southeastern Utah in 2003 when a boulder came loose and crushed his arm against the wall of the canyon, pinning him there for several days. Probably something like 125 or 130 hours total, I'm guessing. (You can read all the gruesome, bone-sawing details on Ralston's Wikipedia page.) Anyway, while there are no specifics yet, one assumes Boyle will be shooting in the same general area where the incident happened, which isn't too far from where John Ford used to shoot a lot of his Westerns.

The big question is how a film that is basically a one-man show -- in which that one man is trapped under a rock most of the time -- will be interesting to watch. Franco is a good actor, but does he have the intensity and charisma required to hold our attention when he's the only person on the screen? A lot will probably depend on what the screenplay (which Boyle is writing with his Slumdog Millionaire collaborator, Simon Beaufoy) gives Franco to do while he's lying there. If it involves a lot of grinning and squinting, perfect!

Could be interesting. I'm thinking lots of flashbacks.
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So the new Doctor Who Team have gone back to filming in Cardiff after the holidays.



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My first batch of Ned/Chuck drabbles for drabbles100, I do love them so. Enjoy!

Title: Admiration
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Characters: Ned/Chuck
Prompt: 31 - Sunrise
Word Count: 100
Rating: PG
Author's Notes: Pre-Chuck-rooming-with-Olive, I suppose.

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Title: Sometimes Life Isn’t Fair
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Characters: Ned/Chuck
Prompt: 33 - Too Much
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Author's Notes: I tried so hard not to rip the Chuck-moving-out conversation, argh!

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Title: Quirk
Fandom: Pushing Daisies
Characters: Ned/Chuck
Prompt: 35 - Sixth Sense
Word Count: 100
Rating: G
Author's Notes: N/A

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Reps for Jared Padalecki confirm to us exclusively that the rumors are true, and he is engaged to marry former Supernatural costar Genevieve Cortese.

*throws up*

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Michael Jackson Fan Hacks Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's Web Site

On Monday, in a prank as brazen as it was odd, the Web site of Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad was hacked by a dissident who also happens to be a Michael Jackson fan.

A message posted on the site addressed God, who had taken Jackson from the Earth in 2009, suggesting that he should take Ahmadinejad in '10.

"Dear God, in 2009 you took my favorite singer — Michael Jackson, my favorite actress — Farrah Fawcett, my favorite actor — Patrick Swayze, my favorite voice — Neda [a reference to Neda Agha-Soltan, an Iranian who was killed during last year's protests of the country's presidential election]," the message read. "Please, please, don't forget my favorite politician — Ahmadinejad, and my favorite dictator — [Iranian cleric Ali] Khamenei in the year 2010. Thank you."

Ahmadinejad's site has since been taken offline — either intentionally or because its servers were overloaded by visitors hoping to catch a glimpse of the hack — but screen captures of the hack quickly spread throughout the Internet, as commenters marveled at the audacity of the attack and its message.

The hack comes in the wake of last year's election protests, in which Iranian students and others took to sites like Twitter — which the Iranian government reportedly attempted to ban — to post footage of marches and convey their outrage to the rest of the world. In December, a group calling itself the "Iranian Cyber Army" attacked Twitter with a hack that redirected users to a site that claimed, "We control and manage [the] Internet by our power."

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Kings Of Leon: 'We're not recording with Leona Lewis'

Kings Of Leon have denied that they are set to record with Leona Lewis, despite some reports alluding to a possible collaboration.

It was claimed that the Followill clan were going to join the former X Factor winner in the studio because they were "big fans" of the singer. It was also claimed that Lewis will be working with Robbie Williams.

However, drummer Nathan Followill has denied the claim.

"Contrary to reports out there Kings Of Leon are not writing or recording with Leona Lewis," he wrote this afternoon (January 6) on Twitter.

The band are currently taking time off after touring extensively last year.

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